How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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well use a tissue!

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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