- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

my gave me a game i said thank you

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Robin, Get in the Car

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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