Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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whos district champs not JM

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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