What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Emily Walker.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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