- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Dyslexics are teople poo

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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