Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock, knock. Door opened.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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