I have aids

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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