roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

João Duarte reads this.

If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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