Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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1+2 = 6

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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