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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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