You know whats funny Aids

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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