- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

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