Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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