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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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