- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What did the old man say? Im old

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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