A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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