- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Get up Look in the mirror

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

mikey is cute

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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