- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What does water taste like? Water

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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