Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Yo mama so fat.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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