Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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