- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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