- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

mikey is cute

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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