- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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