- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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