- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

The EPA.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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