- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Sam Hengal.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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