Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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whats black and large -me

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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