- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.