- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

save me from the nothing ive become

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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