Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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