Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Laugh.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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