What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Gay republicans

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Two planes walk into an office building

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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