how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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