Racial Equality

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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okay so theres this guy.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Penis.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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