i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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The Female Orgasm

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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penis

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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