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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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