What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What the hell are you doing?

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Irish sobriety

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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