- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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