- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

robin, get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Sir, your wife is dead

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

your life

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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