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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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