your mom is so fat.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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so how about that irline food

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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