- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

mikey is cute

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

You know what's funny? Rape

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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