- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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