- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Dwight Howard

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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