Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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