- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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