What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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i found waldo.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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