Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Face Hunter is scum

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

that wall over there ->

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

women's rights

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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