- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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