What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What's two plus two? Window

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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