- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

You know what's funny? Rape

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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