Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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