A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Women's Rights.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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