Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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