- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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