- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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