- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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