- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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