How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Is maynaise an instrument?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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