- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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