Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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