What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

robin, get in the car.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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