- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Pianos.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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