- Anti Joke

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money