- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

You're tall.

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