- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

I work at jcpenny

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

AIDS

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Laugh.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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