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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Anti Joke

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