- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Penis chickens

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

what did the old lady die of old age...

arena football

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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