what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Womens rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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