- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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