Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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JUST KIDDING^

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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your life

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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