Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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hear hear

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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ok

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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the lemon was sweet.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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