How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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