- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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