A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Im cute hehehee

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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