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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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