What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Bob Saget

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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