- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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