- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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