- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

You know whats funny Aids

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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