- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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