What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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João Duarte reads this.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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