- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what is orange? an orange

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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