I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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test

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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