Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Womens rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

wanna here a joke? you.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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