- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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