What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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