- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Once upon a time

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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