What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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CHORGLUND

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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