- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

This is not funny.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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