Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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