- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

knock knock come in

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

the NAACP

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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