- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

The chicken crossed the road.

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