- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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