What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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