What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Adam Chebali has no life

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Penis

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

nice tits.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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