What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Yo mama so fat.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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