- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

kennah campion... being nice

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

knock knock Dave's not here.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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